Drake put on a disguise, then questioned passerby about fictitious situations involving himself, effectively proving that people are wack. And y’all wonder why I’m a fan. The Boy is awesome.

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my phone needs to stop autocorrecting omg to OMG i’m not that excited 

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Don’t ever compliment me by insulting other women. That’s not a compliment, it’s a competition none of us agreed to. (via endlesslyunamusing)

(Source: escapedgoat, via ridge)

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sorry i only like people that i never have a chance with

(Source: guy, via pizza)

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before tumblr i spent the same amount of time on the computer but i seriously cannot recall what i did 

(via brad-fordbadboi)

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